Distracted Driving Causes Death: Man with No Pants Crashes While Watching Porn
(Compiled, Jan. 26, 2016)
Detroit, MI – According to reports, the final moments of Clifford Ray Jones’s life were spent with no pants on, masturbating to porn on his cell phone, and trying to drive at the same time.  The 58-year-old Detroit man lost control of his vehicle at southbound M10 to southbound I-75.  The 1996 Toyota rolled over, and Jones was partially ejected from the sunroof.  He had not been wearing a seat belt, according to Fox 2 News.
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