Benevolent Texting, Censorship, and Snorkeldorf: The Story Behind…

Benevolent Texting, Censorship, and Snorkeldorf: The Story Behind a Billboard in Ferndale

(Crystal A. Proxmire, April 14, 2019)

Ferndale, MI- Like many roadways across the county, Woodward Avenue is lined with billboards.  As people make their way along such roads, their journey is dotted with images of attorneys promising to fight for their clients. With big personalities, grand settlement numbers, and powerful slogans, attorney billboards have made their way into community conversations and made celebrities out of their creators.

Visual artist Jheremie Jacques wanted to take this phenomenon and turn it into something fun, something that would “make other people smile as well.” That’s why he created a series of billboards of his own, with the most recent mocking the abundance of “billboard famous” attorneys and the “sue happy culture” that Jacques says is “totally an American thing.”

“I’m sure Joumana Kayrouz is a very nice person and she provides a valuable service, but do I need to see her face everywhere I go?”

The first billboards were put up in the Corktown neighborhood of Detroit.  Number one featured Jacques in a powder blue sports jacket on an outer space background.  “Questions?  Text (248) 385-2135” was all the billboard read.

The second featured Jacques and some friends dressed up like a parody News Team, asking the public to text breaking news to the same number.

His latest is up on Woodward Avenue and College Street, crowning the Ferndale Sprint Store just about a third a mile south of Nine Mile on the Northbound side. On it are two men.  One is white with long hair and tats. The other is a black man in a suit and glasses, who Jacques says resembles attorney Carl Collins, the attorney behind the easy-to-remember phone number 855-CAR-HIT-U.   Beside the men’s picture are three questions, along with the same number to text.

Injured by Injury?

Spaceship Hit U?

Snorkeldorf?

The number (248) 385-2135 goes to a phone that Jacques bought just for his billboard projects.

Those who are sufficiently moved by curiosity text the number with comments or questions. Some days there are over 100 messages.

“People get really into it, and really creative with their stories and their questions,” Jacques said.  “I asked people to draw a picture of the Spaceship or the Snorkeldorf, and some were really good, like they took the time and put thought into it.”

With the first billboard, the meaning of life was among the most common questions. People had questions about love, jobs, religion. Some asked about the weather, or for concierge-type recommendations. One person even texted repeatedly, using two phones to create a days-long story line between two characters and the mysterious “questions” man.

Some were just silly. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Why did the chicken cross the road?

“A lot of pop culture references,” Jacques said.  “But also some really thoughtful questions.”

In another exchange, Jacques told a worried texter that their Moped “needs more love and positive reinforcement,” and that their 10mm sockets were hiding.  “They will reveal themselves when the time comes for them to fulfill their destiny,” he texted.

With the billboard in Ferndale, the Spaceship Hit U gets chuckles from those who get the Carl Collins reference, but it’s Snorkeldorf that really piques people’s interest.

The word was just a nonsense word in Jacque’s mind.  But when the billboard company wanted to know more about the definition  – to make sure it was nothing offensive – he found that Snorkeldorf was a character in the 1970s kids’ cereal Freakies and remembered something from his childhood.  “I won a Snorkeldorf patch in Kindergarten,” he said.

Some people skip past the fun possibilities and ask what Jacques is up to. 

“People want to know how I’m making money off this,” he said.  “I’m not.  It’s not a scam. I don’t use the contacts for anything. I’m not selling the phone number…  It’s just something I do to put a little positivity out into the world… It’s kind of like a social experiment, or an art project.”

Jacques currently works at a nonprofit in LA. but considers Metro Detroit home.  He’s not wealthy. And billboard space is not cheap.  (“$900 was the cheapest for 28 days,” he said).  Yet to Jacques it’s an “absolutely” worthwhile expense.

“For me it’s an experience,” he said.  “It’s a lot of money but I’m a musician and I know lots of people – artists, musicians.  Those people don’t think twice about spending a few grand on amps.  Some people will spend that much on a TV. People spend money on what makes them happy.  My thing is buying billboards. Maybe people don’t get it, but that’s my thing right now.”

Jacques has a degree in advertising and a habit of being extra observant of the advertising that he comes across in his day to day life.  He’s also in the bands Rainbow Room and  Zombie Jesus and the Chocolate Sunshine Band.

But the billboard project is not about him, and in most cases he keeps anonymity with the people who text.  “It’s more fun to be this mysterious, unknown person that you can just ask anything to.”

From behind the curtain of electronic anonymity, his focus is on spreading smiles.

One gentleman texted Jacques asking “What should me and my wife do this weekend?”  His reply was to suggest a strolling four course meal, with each course at a different restaurant.  He also advised them to write down three things they liked about each other, and share the notes during dessert.

While the experience has been overwhelmingly positive, there is a part that Jacques finds frustrating.  “You can’t just put whatever you want on a billboard,” he said.

“They don’t want a billboard that says honk if you love anal, and I get that,” Jacques said.  “But some of my designs got rejected because they were spoofs of other advertisers.  And I don’t think that’s right.”

He had originally wanted to focus on attorney ads, but the concept was rejected so he went with the “Questions?” design. More recently a billboard company agreed to let him use the image currently up on Woodward, yet there are two other designs they continue to reject.

One features a zombie in a suit and the words “The living hate us.  The undead love us,” along with an invitation to text. His spoof law firm in this billboard is Mick Corpse Law Firm.  The other features “The first family of law for the undead,” and a trio of professionally dressed zombies touting “the Corpsestein Advantage.”

“I think humor and parody are important parts of our society. I’m disappointed they don’t see it that way,” Jacques said.  He considers the denial censorship, however billboard companies do have the right to reject ads at their discretion.

The plan, Jacques said, is to start placing billboards in random places.  “Big cities, middle of nowhere towns.  Anywhere that has foot traffic so people can text,” he said. “I want to see the different response I get.”  He says he’ll keep trying with the zombie spoofs.

Keep up with Jacques and his creations at www.sillyandabsurd.com

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